Be careful what you joke about when God is part of the equation.

“If I ever went to Church, the roof would fall in.”

“There is about as much chance of me becoming a Christian as me becoming a houseplant.”

“The only way I would be a member of a Church is if they paid me.”

“I would only go to a small group if everyone drank beer and ate wings.”

“Oh yeah, I will serve the Lord with all my extra time.”

“You have a better chance of raising the dead than getting me to talk in front of the Church.”

“I think Bible college is for people with no direction in life.”

“Becoming a missionary is the last thing I want to do.”

I have heard people say all those things or at least something very similar. And each time, the person did precisely what they joked they would never do.

Be careful what you joke about when God is part of the equation, or the final joke might be on you.