Years ago when I started the new Church in Iowa we started every week with a Top Ten list. I kept all of them in my computer and sometimes I read back through them just for a smile. Today is one of those days. I thought you might enjoy this one:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU AREN’T READING YOUR BIBLE ENOUGH

10. You think Abraham, Isaac and Jacob may have had a few hits during the 70’s.

9. You open the gospel of John and a World War 2 savings bond falls out.

8. You call the gospel of Luke “that book by Skywalker”

7. A small family of termites has taken up residence in the Psalms.

6. You become frustrated because Saint Nicholas isn’t listed in the index, concordance or table of contents.

5. You ask, “Who is this Jesus guy?”

4. When asked to look up Genesis 1:1 you have to look in the table on contents

3. Your favorite OT character is Hercules.

2. You keep quoting John 3:16 as “Cleanliness is next to godliness”

1. The kids keep asking you questions about your bedtime story: “Jonah the shepherd and his ark of many colors”