There is a video store nearby that sells their older movies. I stop in every week to look over their selections. Recently I purchased several and I finally sat down to watch the movie Lincoln. It is a long movie and I have still not finished it. (I kind of know the ending:)
Anyway, there is a funny quote in the movie.
Lincoln is talking to a group of people and it quickly turns into a lecture. Then he pauses and says,
As the preacher said, “I’d write shorter sermons, but once I get started I am just to lazy to stop.”
I love it!!